Never grow up kids.

[R-Star]

Thats right, never grow up. This is to all the kids still living in their parents basement, living off their money. Dont move out, leach off them until they kick you out, then find a rich girl and mooch off her. Do it for R-Star.

I moved into my own place about 3 months back, and while I enjoy the life of a bachelor, I miss the easy life of a jobless drunken bum.

I used to drink about 4 nights a week, now, Im lucky to be able to get tanked about 2 times a month. Sure, I still drink beer now and then, but not to get drunk, just to relax. We all know thats not R-Star. R-Star is supposed to be drunk all the time. I remember when I used to make all mods look bad because I would post drunk all the time and threaten to ban people sometimes, when I sobbered up, **** did I ever get yelled at.

Anyways, I was looking forward to this weekend, since Im not on call for it so I can let loose, and it turns out my one buddy is going out on a date, and the other guy, his roommate is in vancouver for some reason. Now Im stuck at home drinking by myself, pouding music with my window open and going out for smokes, just hoping one of my hot neighbors will come out and talk to me. Turns out the place I moved into if full of hot chicks, but R-Star has no pickup lines when hes sober, so Im drinking alone to fix that problem. I make $18 an hour while I train to be a mud man (chemical engineer for the oil and gas industry if we're being picky), which for an unskilled worker is pretty good cash. But, after going 22 years without paying for **** on my own, $700 rent, $700 Durango payments $100 or so gas a week, insurrance, food, cell, you get the point, it adds up pretty ****ing quick. I got punked this weekend by my friends here in Edmonton and dont feel like wasting $100 just to drive back to Red Deer to get drunk, so I thought, hey, Ill buy a game to waste time this weekend. Then I thought, can I afford a game? What if I get a sick day? Ill probably need that money.

Long story short to this half drunken rant, dont move out kids, its a ****ing hassle. I should have stayed in my basement with at the time, my only investment, my 36 sony vega and my computer, and got drunk and geeked it up on here until my parents moved into a home. Guys with jobs are suckers, which makes R-Star a sucker.

Once again, dont move out kids. You'll be sorry if you do.

[Drk Element]

Originally Posted by R-Star

Thats right, never grow up. This is to all the kids still living in their parents basement, living off their money. Dont move out, leach off them until they kick you out, then find a rich girl and mooch off her. Do it for R-Star.

I moved into my own place about 3 months back, and while I enjoy the life of a bachelor, I miss the easy life of a jobless drunken bum.

I used to drink about 4 nights a week, now, Im lucky to be able to get tanked about 2 times a month. Sure, I still drink beer now and then, but not to get drunk, just to relax. We all know thats not R-Star. R-Star is supposed to be drunk all the time. I remember when I used to make all mods look bad because I would post drunk all the time and threaten to ban people sometimes, when I sobbered up, **** did I ever get yelled at.

Anyways, I was looking forward to this weekend, since Im not on call for it so I can let loose, and it turns out my one buddy is going out on a date, and the other guy, his roommate is in vancouver for some reason. Now Im stuck at home drinking by myself, pouding music with my window open and going out for smokes, just hoping one of my hot neighbors will come out and talk to me. Turns out the place I moved into if full of hot chicks, but R-Star has no pickup lines when hes sober, so Im drinking alone to fix that problem. I make $18 an hour while I train to be a mud man (chemical engineer for the oil and gas industry if we're being picky), which for an unskilled worker is pretty good cash. But, after going 22 years without paying for **** on my own, $700 rent, $700 Durango payments $100 or so gas a week, insurrance, food, cell, you get the point, it adds up pretty ****ing quick. I got punked this weekend by my friends here in Edmonton and dont feel like wasting $100 just to drive back to Red Deer to get drunk, so I thought, hey, Ill buy a game to waste time this weekend. Then I thought, can I afford a game? What if I get a sick day? Ill probably need that money.

Long story short to this half drunken rant, dont move out kids, its a ****ing hassle. I should have stayed in my basement with at the time, my only investment, my 36 sony vega and my computer, and got drunk and geeked it up on here until my parents moved into a home. Guys with jobs are suckers, which makes R-Star a sucker.

Once again, dont move out kids. You'll be sorry if you do.

damn you r-star you threatened me, j/k :biggrin:

[Tooeasy]

i went from parents basement to rich girls house. I am everything you wished you could become.

[Geaux Tigers]

****...I accidentally grew up.

[R-Star]

Originally Posted by Tooeasy

i went from parents basement to rich girls house. I am everything you wished you could become.

R-Star envies no man. While you may be the pool boy at a rich girls house, I, R-Star will marry a rich woman and only be responsible the in relationship for looking pretty and servicing her needs in the bedroom, kitchen, coat closet, pool boys tiny midget bed, patio, coffee table and where ever else love is needed to be made.

[Pay Ton]

Originally Posted by R-Star

I, R-Star will marry a rich woman and only be responsible the in relationship for looking pretty and servicing her needs in the bedroom...

She's waiting...

[Tersk]

Originally Posted by R-Star

Thats right, never grow up. This is to all the kids still living in their parents basement, living off their money. Dont move out, leach off them until they kick you out, then find a rich girl and mooch off her. Do it for R-Star..

Or in R-Stars case, a rich male.

[Natey]

shes a she?

~Natey~

[Pay Ton]

Originally Posted by Natey

shes a she?

~Natey~

She is Rosanne.

[Blazer Freak]

Originally Posted by Natey

shes a she?

~Natey~

No. She is a whale.