R-Stars's "So Whats Up?" Thread

[R-Star]

Originally Posted by Unique

if you were drunk and i pulled out my piece and im like hey r-star lets smoke this bowl , you'd say?

Let me whiten up what that sounded like to R-Star

"If you were inebriated, and I pulled out my penis and I'm like hey R-Star, lets indulge in some marijuana, you'd say?"

or in British for PornPlayer and FX

"Oy, let's pull out our willy wangs and smoke some green. Wenabe drunk so t'aint gay if'n we smokes some pool too ay?"

I assume you meant bong or pipe or something by piece.

Nah, I'd have to say no. Rig I'm working at just did a **** load of drug testing out of nowhere. We called one of the dudes on nights who had just smoked up so he drank 42 bottles of water and somehow diluted himself enough to pass, but now they've made a rule that if your piss is too diluted you're on suspended until you can provide a normal urine sample.

Plus to be honest weed just ****s me up too much anymore. If you smoke cigarettes all the time then quit for a month, the next one you have gets you all light headed and hits you like you're smoking for your first time. Same thing for me and weed. I've probably smoked it about 3 times in the last 8 years or so and anytime I do it ****ing destroys me. Bear in mind I'm already drunk as ****, but still. I get all stereotypical high and think everyones talking about me and freak out. I don't like it anymore.

[Basel]

I created an NHL Playoffs thread. Go post in it.

[R-Star]

Originally Posted by Basel

I created an NHL Playoffs thread. Go post in it.

You're damn ****ing right I will.

I can swear as much as I want in my own personal forum.

Oh... and thank you for the heads up.

[Basel]

****ing awesome.

I can swear as much as I want in your personal forum, too.

[R-Star]

anyone can. Unless I don't like them. Then they can't.

[Basel]

I feel special now.

[R-Star]

R-Star thought you would.

[Pimped Out]

**** you and your small letters (and therefore smaller penis)

[R-Star]

Originally Posted by Pimped Out

**** you and your small letters (and therefore smaller penis)

I would assume the man who feels the need to post with huge large letters is the one who is hiding something.

Kind of like the guy who drives this truck.


I'd apologize for the size of the image, but it's my thread and I apologize for nothing.

[Pimped Out]

what about the guy in florida who i saw rolling around in one of these: http://conquestvehicles.com/index.html

[R-Star]

Man. I ****ing want one of those now.

[Pimped Out]

did you look through all the options? front and rear night vision. your own oxygen supply. a ps3.

[R-Star]

PS3? Thing better have a ****ing PS4 for the price I'd have to pay.

[ATLien]

is it bad that I still fill up my car at BP? I feel guilty, but it's $00.10 cheaper than the place across the street!

[R-Star]

Originally Posted by ATLien

is it bad that I still fill up my car at BP? I feel guilty, but it's $00.10 cheaper than the place across the street!

If they didn't **** up, someone else would have. In this industry its bound to happen. Luckily more stringent drilling and safety precautions will come out of this, so there is a sliver lining to this cloud, even if a very slim one.