Damian Necronamous

because the Kings stink. Lakers beat them, and now they're taking shots at the refs. You make fun of Kobe for wearing jerseys. We'll all still be laughing until your centers act like men, and until you can beat us 4 out of 7. Face it, you lost. Take it like a man.

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Chick Hearn: This game is in the refrigerator. The door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are gettin' cool, the butter's gettin' hard, and the jellooooooo's jigglin'!

Current 2008-2009 LA Lakers Roster
PG: Derek Fisher, Jordan Farmar
SG: Kobe Bryant, Sasha Vujacic, Sun Yue
SF: Vladimir Radmanovic, Trevor Ariza, Luke Walton
PF: Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom, Josh Powell
C: Andrew Bynum, Chris Mihm, D.J. Mbenga