JT

if you wanna use a restroom, and get out alive, here are the most pertinent tips for surviving in the concrete jungles known as the public bathroom.

#1 - don't touch the walls, ever

#2 - get a bearing of your surroundings. oftentimes there are interesting things written on bathroom walls.

#3 - before using the toilet (if you sit down), wipe it off with a wet watered paper towel (my roommate uses rubbing alcohol), then lay toilet paper over the top.

#4 - or squat. it requires some leg strength, if needed hit the gym until you have the necessary muscle

#5 - the most important rule, ALWAYS wash your hands with hot water and soap when finished. ESPECIALLY if you just dropped a deuce.

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X-Factor

Now I'll survive in a public bathroom. You forgot to mention that you cough before you let a terd fall in the toilet so it isn't as noticable. But I thank you in advance for your tips anyway sherako.

BTW is your avatar a picture of your bedroom wall?

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JT

no problem. by the way, on that coughing tip, people don't do that here. let me stop thinking about that though, it puts me in a place where i don't wanna be. let me just say, i got a slew of dirty, dank, and downright disgusting bathroom stories.

yep. 8 posters in total. you get a plethora of cool points if you can name the people in them all, infact let me start that topic up.

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