narrator

This is a lot of hue and cry over a nothing story.

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"If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned."

AirJordan™

This Al Strachan dude probably hates basketball. Hes probably pissed that the Raptors are going out there and making all the right moves to try and make the franchise successful, while the Leafs are still struggling to do just that.