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**King Joseus** · 08-27-2007, 07:05 PM

HHH has apparently narrowed the potential mothers down to four possible women. Here they come, Vince's "Whorus line"...

First one out is a big black woman who Vince thought was Aretha Franklin
Second one he had a bedroom mishap with (missed the target) is an ugly old woman who apparently got poked in the eye
Third one is "Carlito's sister", some woman who has a big afro-ish hairdo and is eating an apple. H: "Everyone's been with Carlito's sister...and what gives, she's not spitting."
Last one "Francis"/Frank.

H asks 'em to raise their hands if they had intimate relations with Vince and think they potentially had Vince's son.

Vince says he won't accept this embarrassment from H. H says something about new problems and Vince asks what he's talking about. H says Vince is running an illegal rooster fighting ring. H insinuates that Vince hates certain animals with the plan to say Vince love cocks...Vince just barely stops himself before saying it. Vince says, "I wish you'd never come back. I hate you." Carlito tells HHH to respect Vince, and tells him he'll put him back on the shelf for eight months. H says that from what he understands, Carlito's sucked a few grapefruits. Carlito chews some apple and spits it into H's face, leading to HHH taking him out with some offense (ending with a pedigree).

Omega · 08-27-2007, 07:07 PM

lol H is quite the comedian... damn i cant beleive he agreed to that apple...

and damn last nights pedigree and that one ive gotta admit didnt look so good... but other than that H hasnt missed a beat

Real · 08-27-2007, 07:10 PM

Man Triple H looks so much different.

**King Joseus** · 08-27-2007, 07:12 PM

WGTT (featuring Shelton with blonde hair? Terrible)+ Daivari taking on Cody Rhodes + London and Kendrick.

Should be a good one.

Omega · 08-27-2007, 07:13 PM

wow rhodes, london, kendrick v WGTT, davari... hm should be good.

**King Joseus** · 08-27-2007, 07:17 PM

Too short to be all that good, unfortunately.

Rhodes gets the win with a cross body from the top on Daivari.

**Basel** · 08-27-2007, 07:18 PM

Shelton reminds me of Carlton Banks (from Fresh Prince of Bel Air) when he dressed up as Macaulay Culkin.

**King Joseus** · 08-27-2007, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basel57

Shelton reminds me of Carlton Banks (from Fresh Prince of Bel Air) when he dressed up as Macaulay Culkin.

UD40 · 08-27-2007, 07:20 PM

Cryme Tyme!

UD40 · 08-27-2007, 07:21 PM

"Derka-derka."

Lol.

**Basel** · 08-27-2007, 07:24 PM

Cryme Tyme kicks all sorts of ***.

UD40 · 08-27-2007, 07:24 PM

When are they going to put the titles on Cryme Tyme? Now is the perfect time for them to win th gold, they're more over now then they have ever been.

Orton to Vince: Give it to me! Come on, give it to me!

Where's Ron Simmons when you need him?

**King Joseus** · 08-27-2007, 07:25 PM

Daivari is still in the ring as we come back from commercial. He's yelling something in whatever language it is he speaks (I actually don't know).

Cryme Tyme comes out and asks him what he's saying. Shad says that nobody understands that ying yang, durka durka durka. The crowd gets involved with a money, money (yeah, yeah!) chant. And now Cryme Tyme is selling Daivari's "Durka durka". After selling it for $5, Cade and Murdoch's music hits, and the two come down to the ring. Cade and Murdoch want Cryme Tyme to come in but they fake as if they're gonna before stealing Cade's hat and tossing it into the crowd.

Vince and Coach in the back. Coach says some stuff about H needing to be punished. Orton bursts in and demands that Vince overrule Regal and give Orton a rematch. Vince tells him no unless he can really prove that he wants it real bad. At the beginning, Orton was saying "give it to me, give it to me, give it to me" at the beginning, and I could've sworn we'd have a Simmons sighting but no...

Omega · 08-27-2007, 07:27 PM

can anyone say H v Orton.... i don know howd thatd work out though cause i don wanna see H lose to orton

**King Joseus** · 08-27-2007, 07:29 PM

Good lord, Maria's hot.

08-27-2007, 07:05 PM	#31 (permalink)
King Joseus Rest In Peace Join Date: May 2003 Location: Zhengzhou Age: 25 Posts: 34,408 Rep Power: 9733001	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) HHH has apparently narrowed the potential mothers down to four possible women. Here they come, Vince's "Whorus line"... First one out is a big black woman who Vince thought was Aretha Franklin Second one he had a bedroom mishap with (missed the target) is an ugly old woman who apparently got poked in the eye Third one is "Carlito's sister", some woman who has a big afro-ish hairdo and is eating an apple. H: "Everyone's been with Carlito's sister...and what gives, she's not spitting." Last one "Francis"/Frank. H asks 'em to raise their hands if they had intimate relations with Vince and think they potentially had Vince's son. Vince says he won't accept this embarrassment from H. H says something about new problems and Vince asks what he's talking about. H says Vince is running an illegal rooster fighting ring. H insinuates that Vince hates certain animals with the plan to say Vince love cocks...Vince just barely stops himself before saying it. Vince says, "I wish you'd never come back. I hate you." Carlito tells HHH to respect Vince, and tells him he'll put him back on the shelf for eight months. H says that from what he understands, Carlito's sucked a few grapefruits. Carlito chews some apple and spits it into H's face, leading to HHH taking him out with some offense (ending with a pedigree). __________________ Interested in joining the KVBL? PM me for information.

08-27-2007, 07:07 PM	#32 (permalink)
Omega VAUDEVILLE VILLAIN Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FL Age: 23 Posts: 8,828 Rep Power: 12915621	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) lol H is quite the comedian... damn i cant beleive he agreed to that apple... and damn last nights pedigree and that one ive gotta admit didnt look so good... but other than that H hasnt missed a beat __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

08-27-2007, 07:12 PM	#34 (permalink)
King Joseus Rest In Peace Join Date: May 2003 Location: Zhengzhou Age: 25 Posts: 34,408 Rep Power: 9733001	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) WGTT (featuring Shelton with blonde hair? Terrible)+ Daivari taking on Cody Rhodes + London and Kendrick. Should be a good one. __________________ Interested in joining the KVBL? PM me for information.

08-27-2007, 07:13 PM	#35 (permalink)
Omega VAUDEVILLE VILLAIN Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FL Age: 23 Posts: 8,828 Rep Power: 12915621	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) wow rhodes, london, kendrick v WGTT, davari... hm should be good. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

08-27-2007, 07:17 PM	#36 (permalink)
King Joseus Rest In Peace Join Date: May 2003 Location: Zhengzhou Age: 25 Posts: 34,408 Rep Power: 9733001	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) Too short to be all that good, unfortunately. Rhodes gets the win with a cross body from the top on Daivari. __________________ Interested in joining the KVBL? PM me for information.

08-27-2007, 07:18 PM	#37 (permalink)
Basel Legen-wait for it-dary! Legendary! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Age: 27 Posts: 68,452 Rep Power: 21474913	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) Shelton reminds me of Carlton Banks (from Fresh Prince of Bel Air) when he dressed up as Macaulay Culkin. __________________ Best there is, best there was, best there ever will be.

08-27-2007, 07:20 PM	#39 (permalink)
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08-27-2007, 07:21 PM	#40 (permalink)
UD40 Watch The Throne Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,611 Rep Power: 8119766	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) "Derka-derka." Lol. __________________ All Heat First Team Tim Hardaway Dwyane Wade LeBron James Chris Bosh Alonzo Mourning All Heat Second Team Mario Chalmers Eddie Jones Glen Rice Udonis Haslem Shaquille O'Neal

08-27-2007, 07:24 PM	#41 (permalink)
Basel Legen-wait for it-dary! Legendary! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Age: 27 Posts: 68,452 Rep Power: 21474913	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) Cryme Tyme kicks all sorts of *. __________________ Best there is, best there was, best there ever will be.**

08-27-2007, 07:24 PM	#42 (permalink)
UD40 Watch The Throne Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,611 Rep Power: 8119766	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) When are they going to put the titles on Cryme Tyme? Now is the perfect time for them to win th gold, they're more over now then they have ever been. Orton to Vince: Give it to me! Come on, give it to me! Where's Ron Simmons when you need him? __________________ All Heat First Team Tim Hardaway Dwyane Wade LeBron James Chris Bosh Alonzo Mourning All Heat Second Team Mario Chalmers Eddie Jones Glen Rice Udonis Haslem Shaquille O'Neal

08-27-2007, 07:25 PM	#43 (permalink)
King Joseus Rest In Peace Join Date: May 2003 Location: Zhengzhou Age: 25 Posts: 34,408 Rep Power: 9733001	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) Daivari is still in the ring as we come back from commercial. He's yelling something in whatever language it is he speaks (I actually don't know). Cryme Tyme comes out and asks him what he's saying. Shad says that nobody understands that ying yang, durka durka durka. The crowd gets involved with a money, money (yeah, yeah!) chant. And now Cryme Tyme is selling Daivari's "Durka durka". After selling it for $5, Cade and Murdoch's music hits, and the two come down to the ring. Cade and Murdoch want Cryme Tyme to come in but they fake as if they're gonna before stealing Cade's hat and tossing it into the crowd. Vince and Coach in the back. Coach says some stuff about H needing to be punished. Orton bursts in and demands that Vince overrule Regal and give Orton a rematch. Vince tells him no unless he can really prove that he wants it real bad. At the beginning, Orton was saying "give it to me, give it to me, give it to me" at the beginning, and I could've sworn we'd have a Simmons sighting but no... __________________ Interested in joining the KVBL? PM me for information.

08-27-2007, 07:27 PM	#44 (permalink)
Omega VAUDEVILLE VILLAIN Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FL Age: 23 Posts: 8,828 Rep Power: 12915621	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) can anyone say H v Orton.... i don know howd thatd work out though cause i don wanna see H lose to orton __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

08-27-2007, 07:29 PM	#45 (permalink)
King Joseus Rest In Peace Join Date: May 2003 Location: Zhengzhou Age: 25 Posts: 34,408 Rep Power: 9733001	Re: RAW Thread (8/27/07) Good lord, Maria's hot. __________________ Interested in joining the KVBL? PM me for information.

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