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10-26-2002, 10:03 PM
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Which pro wrestling legends would form the best basketball team?
PG - Ric Flair - He has a knack for making his teammates look good. Angers opponents by continually "whooooing" at the foul line.
SG - Shawn Michaels - The 'Showstoppa' is a go to guy in crunch time...A great vertical leap as well...
SF - Bret Hart - The 'glue' of the team. Probably the best player. He angers his teammates by continually calling himself the 'best there ever will be" For some reason he insists on wearing a pink shirt during warmups.
PF - Hulk Hogan - With about two minutes left in the game, he "Hulks Up", the place goes wild and he scores twenty points to put the game out of reach.
C - Andre the Giant - Finally, an answer for Shaq. When the refs were not looking, Andre choked Shaq into unconsciousness
Sixth Man - Ultimate Warrior (He provides a real spark when the offense falls into a lull);
Coach - Roddy Piper - Received a five game suspension for breaking a coconut of the refs head.
This team could take the Lakers, no doubt.
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10-26-2002, 10:09 PM
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10-26-2002, 10:28 PM
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that was one of the funniest things ive read in quite a while.
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10-26-2002, 10:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by <b>peleincubus</b>!
that was one of the funniest things ive read in quite a while.
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I agree.... I could just picture Rick Flare yelling "whoo, whoo" while opponents tried to shoot free throws 
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10-26-2002, 11:10 PM
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It may be funny, but you should stop posting drunk, you may share something with us you are not fond of... 
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10-26-2002, 11:15 PM
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I don't have all the names, but
behind Andre at center is the NWO guy "Big Show", and the owner would be the guy who walked around with the briefcase full of cash and tried to bribe everyone, and at back-up point guard would be little Spike Dudley cuz he could take charging fouls, and you'd have to include "The Sandman", because he would be the teams troubled team-mate like a Rodman or a Sprewell or an AI. And at athletic small forward would be Rob Van Dam because he's got good hops...... obviously it's been a while since I followed wrestling since I named all old guys!
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10-29-2002, 12:48 PM
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Originally posted by <b>Petey</b>!
It may be funny, but you should stop posting drunk, you may share something with us you are not fond of...
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Why do say I was posting drunk?
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10-29-2002, 01:11 PM
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Actually Kevin Nash aka Diesel aka Big Daddy Cool did play center at Arizona and could have been drafted but he felt that he wouldnt have suceeded on the NBA level. Who knows one super power bomb to Shaq may have made Kevin the most dominate C ever!!! 
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10-30-2002, 08:45 AM
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he played at Tennesse and over seas.
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11-01-2002, 03:22 AM
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Center
Starter: The Big Show - huge guy who could probably overpower Shaq, though he's pretty slow.
Bench: Kevin Nash - tall guy but old with horrible knees. Wait, are we talking about Kevin Nash or Arvydas Sabonis?
Power Foward
Starter: Kane - WWE says he's 7' but he's more like 6'7" or 6'8" so he's a little on the short side plus he's slow but he's extremely powerful and could manhandle wimps like CWebb and Dirk Nowitzki
Bench: The Undertaker - about the same heighth as Kane, only much older slower and not as strong. Looks like he'd have some serious B.O so maybe he can use that to his advantage.
Small Foward
Starter: Brock Lesnar - About 6'4" 290, pretty much fatless. He's a little short for Sf but Barkley played PF and he was only a little over 6'4". He's white but he can do a shooting star press and he won the NCAA Wrestling championship so he must be athletic.
Bench: Test - Around 6'6" 260, nice size. He's canadianPLEASE DO NOT SPEAK RACIST COMMENTS-BEEZ so he probably sucks at Basketball but he's pretty young and tall so we'll add him just incase.
Shooting Guard
Starter: Randy Orton - He's young and pretty athletic for a white guy, plus he's around 6'3" or 6'4" so he's got decent size. Could he be a white Jason Terry?
Bench: D-Lo Brown - fat blackTWICE IN 1 POST IS NOT GOOD. NO MORE.-BEEZ guy who's only around 6'1" but like I said he's black so he could have some skills.
Point Guard
Starter - Ron Killings - This guy looks like he could actually make it in the NBA, He's got decent heighth for a PG (around 6'), he's chiseled, he's athletic, he's black, he stole Paul Pierces nickname, and he's got the cool hair.
Bench: Rey Mysterio - Only 5'3" which would tie him with Mugsy Bouges for shortest player in NBA history, but he's extremelly quick. He's also young and very athletic so who knows, he may have a little game in him.
Coach: Stephanie McMahon - Just eye candy
Bench: The Godfather, John Cena, Kurt Angle, Chris Nowinski, Rob Van Damn, The Rock
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11-01-2002, 08:46 AM
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did anyone see how sexy she looked last night? Jeez.
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11-01-2002, 09:05 AM
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Which pro wrestling legends would form the best basketball team?
