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Re: Ask Zach Version 3.0
Do you play golf? If so, how often?
Do you like living in North Carolina?
Are you really Irish like Larry Legend? How much?
Why did you change your name to John Wayne?
Why do you like George Bush?
Do you dislike Democrats?
Do you consider yourself very political?
Do you like the car that you drive?
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And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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