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Stuff I Hate: The Word Stoked
On Facebook, I have spent some time writing diatribes towards certain things. I figured I should share them with all of you. So here is Part One of the series...
I am going to kick off my new area of interest with my hatred of the word Stoked/Stoaked.
Before we continue, I do make up certain words as I go, as you will see in the next paragraph(so I think). So untwist your undergarments accept it and if you are too stupid to comprehend the new word, you should be smothered.
For clarificational reasons, the word is spelled with no 'a' on the East Coast because we believe in the dictionary so I will spell it as so.
1. Stoked is a word used to express excitement over a future event or topic.
2. Stoked is an adjective.
Now that we know the basics, we can divulge:
I hate the word stoked because it is being used too frequently amongst the stereotypical SoCal NoEd(Non-Educated Delinquent, I figure if they can abbreviate so can I. And I will NOT capitaliza the "D". Suck it, *******s) Frat Boy who has too much money and free time and he hasn't gone home to catch some gnarly waves. Everything that seemingly half of the campus does requires them informing Tucson that they "are so stoked for ________".
The second reason I hate the word is because SoCoal NoEds(That is for referring to more than 1 NoEd) constantly misspell the world like a mix tape that is on repeat and has 1 song.
So until people start spelling right and using it less, preferably not at all, I refuse to acknowledge anyone that uses the word for 15 seconds and then I will add another 15 seconds for every time it is used after initial usage.
So please, stop dumbing down your already borderline retarded selves and spare the next Generation from any future unnecessary harm and maybe we can salvage California. Maybe.
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Stuff I Hate: The Word Stoked
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