Zach

In a world of ****ty television, MTV is the Joesph Stalin of ****ty television. MTV used to be tolerable, when I was 12 and thought TRL was the ****. And then, a great thing happened to me. I grew the **** up and noticed the filth of "Music" Television. I swear to all that is Holy(and Un-Holy) that there is NO music in "Music" Television. Let's take a quick look at all that MTV has had to offer:

12 Angry Viewers (1997-1998)
120 Minutes (1986-2000)
Alternative Nation (1992-1995)
All Things Rock (2002-2005)
Amp (1996-2000)
Beat Seekers (2002)
Beat Suite (1999-2000)
The Big Ten (2006-present)
Club MTV (1987-1992)
The Cutting Edge (1983-1987)
Dial MTV (1992)
Direct Effect (2000-2005)
Eye Spy Video (1999?)
Friday Night Video Fights (mid-1980s)
The Grind (1992-1997)
Hangin' with MTV (1992)
Hot Zone (1999-2001)
Just Say Julie (1989-1992)
Lunch with Jesse (1998-1999)
Making the Video (1999-present)
Mandy (2000)
Party Zone
PostModern MTV (1990?)
Prime Time Players (2002-2003)
The Return of the Rock (1999-2001)
Rock Line (1990-1992)
Say What? (1995-1998?)
Spankin' New Music (1999-2001)
Street Party (1989-1992)
Sucker Free on MTV (2006-present)
Total Request (1997-1998)
Total Request Live (TRL) (1998-present)
TRL Wannabes (1999-2000)
Video Clash
Video Clichés (1999?)
We're Dancin' (1982-1983)
All Eyes On (2003-present)
The Big Picture (1988)
Big Urban Myth Show (2002-2004)
BIOrhythm (1998)
Cribs (2000-present)
Diary (1999-present)
Fast Forward (1983)
House of Style (1989-2000)
Like We Care (1992?)
My Block (2005-present)
My Life (Translated) (2004-present)
MTV News 1515 (1998-2000)
MTV News Now (2000-2004)
Sex in the '80s (1990)
Sex in the '90s (1992-1994)
Trippin' (2005)
True Life (1998-present)
Ultrasound (1998-2001)
UNfiltered (1995)
The Week In Rock (1987-1997)
The 70's House (2005)
8th & Ocean (2006)
The Assistant (2004)
Bam's Unholy Union (2007-2007)
Barrio 19 (2007-present)
Battle for Ozzfest (2004)
Becoming (2001)
Burned (2003)
Call to Greatness (2006)
Celebrity Rap Superstar (2007)
Crimetime (2007)
Dancelife (2007-present)
Dismissed (2002-2003)
Engaged and Underage (2007-present)
Faking The Video (2004)
FANatic (1998-2000)
Fast Inc. (2006)
Fear (2000-2002)
Flipped (2002)
FM Nation (2002-2003)
Fraternity Life (2003-2005)
Global Groove (1999?)
High School Record (coming in 2008)
High School Stories (2003)
The Hills (2006-present)
I Want A Famous Face (2004)
I'm From Rolling Stone (2007)
Jammed (2002)
Juvies (2007-present)
Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County (2004-2006)
Life of Ryan (2007-)
MADE (2003-present)
Making the Band (2000-2002,2007-present)
Maui Fever (2007)
Miss Seventeen (2005)
My Own (2006)
My Super Sweet 16 (2005-present)
Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County (2007-present)
Next (2005-present)
Once Upon A Prom (2007)
One Bad Trip (2003)
Pimp My Ride (2004-present)
PoweR Girls (2005)
The Real World (1992-present)
Real World/Road Rules Challenge (1998-present)
Rich Girls (2003)
Road Rules (1995-2004, 2007-present)
ROOM 401 (2007-Present)
Room Raiders (2003-2006)
Scarred (2007-present)
Score (2005-2006)
The Shop (2006)
Sorority Life (2002-2003)
Surf Girls (2003)
Taildaters (2002-2003)
Tiara Girls (2006)
Trailer Fabulous (2005-2006)
Trick It Out (2005)
The Trip (2005)
Twentyfourseven (2006)
Two-A-Days (2006-present)
Wade Robson Project (2003)
Wanna Come In? (2006)
Why Can't I Be You? (2006)
Wrestling Society X (2007)
The X Effect (2007-present)
2010: The Series
Adventures in Hollyhood (2007-present)
The Ashlee Simpson Show (2004-2005)
Bam's Unholy Union (2007)
Carmen and Dave: An MTV Love Story
Cheyenne (2006)
Celebrity Rap Superstar (2007)
Hilary Duff: This is Now[1] (2007)
Meet the Barkers (2005-2006)
Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica (2003-2005)
The Osbournes (2002-2005)
Rob & Big (2006-present)
Run's House (2005-present)
There and Back (2006)
'Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave (2004)
Kimani Malawo: up and coming story (2008)
The Life Of Ryan (2007)
Wild 'N Out (2005-present)
Buzzkill (1995)
Short Circuitz (2007)
Homewrecker (2005)
******* (2000-2002)
Punk'd (2003-2007)
The New Tom Green Show (2003)
The Tom Green Show (1999-2000)
Viva La Bam (2003-2005)
Wildboyz (2003-2006)
Human Giant (2007)
A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila (2007)
The Blame Game (1998-2000)
Boiling Points (2003-2006)
Damage Control (2005-2006)
Date My Mom (2004-2006)
Dismissed (2001)
Exposed (2006-present)
I Bet You Will (2002)
Idiot Savants (1996-1997)
Kidnapped (2002)
Lip Service (1992)
MC Battle (2003-2004)
Next (2005-present)
Parental Control (2005-present)
Remote Control (1987-1990)
Sandblast (1994-1996)
Say What? Karaoke (1998-2001)
Singled Out (1995-1998)
Sisqo's Shakedown (2000)
Taildaters (2002-2003)
Trashed (1994)
Wanna Come In? (2004-2005)
webRIOT (1999-2000)
Yo Momma (2006-present)
Your Face Or Mine? (2004)
MTV Sports (1992-1995?)
Wrestling Society X (2006)
WWE Sunday Night Heat (2000-2003)
WWE Tough Enough (2001-2005)
Who's Got Game? (2003)

Now I know you are not going to look at all of these titles. You don't have to. I already did. These shows have one thing in common: they lack the requirements for Music Television. Music Television shoul have music, and only music. Sucker Free Countdown is garbage and everyone knows it. If you have not noticed, the only good thing to come out of MTV is Headbanger's Ball. It is music, and only music. Sometimes they have **** bands like Job For A Cowboy but God damnit it is still music. The worst part about MTV is that crapfest known as The Hills, quite possibly the worst show in the history of television, right ahead of Cavemen.

Apparently, The Hills is a reality show. Who knew, right? All I know is Dumb Blonde ***** #1 needs to die for the world to go back to a normal revolution and Dumb Blonde ***** #2 needs to kill her so she is at least in jail.

People probably think there are channels a bit worse than MTV. Well there isn't. At least FOX has Family Guy and Lifetime shows crap consistent with the channel's purpose. Hell, I even watch C-SPAN. The day MTV can fit music videos into their plethora of recycled fecal matter is the day I vote for Hilary Clinton or any other demon offspring that runs for office.

Learn the rules "Music" Television or end up like UPN.