Zach

If there is one thing more annoying than telemarketers and feminism it has to be without a doubt chain mail. Holy ****, what possesses people in my own family to send me crap about miracles in some West Texas town and to pass it on to 10 people for good luck is beyond me. **** that ****, I will take my chances with life and carry the **** on. Currently I have about 12 e-mails saying to pass the **** on. I swear if these people were not related to me me I would respond with anthrax.

The most annoying part of chain mail is when you are done wasting 3 minutes of your life and it says to pass it on or something will happen at midnight. You are god damn right. Something happens at midnight every night. You know what it is? A new day begins. So **** that **** about getting an e-mail from an admirer or whatever bull**** is sent to you. You need to go find where those ****ers live and break their jaw and maybe then they will think twice about sending **** through the internet.

So next time you want to send me a chain e-mail and you are not my relative, don't do it. I will find you and I will put bull semen in your shampoo.