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Old 04-04-2011, 05:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Derrick Rose Vs. Jesus...Who Wins?

Jesus was humble. Derrick Rose is humble.
Jesus had 12 desciples. Derrick Rose has 12 teammates.
Jesus could turn water into wine. Derrick Rose can turn a loss into a win.
Jesus was denied three times by Peter. Derrick Rose was denied by Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh when they all decided to sign with the Miami Heat instead of with the Chicago Bulls.
Jesus is the number one most recognized person in the world. Derrick Rose wears number one.
Jesus rose (from the dead). Derrick Rose.
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Re: Derrick Rose Vs. Jesus...Who Wins?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/chr...s-to-nba,1996/


so, Rose has only had 3 years to prove himself, but it appears he's put up better stats than Jesus did
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Re: Derrick Rose Vs. Jesus...Who Wins?

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/chr...s-to-nba,1996/


so, Rose has only had 3 years to prove himself, but it appears he's put up better stats than Jesus did


Not a usual fan of Onion's text but this one is rich!
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