Today, we take a special look into the life Jamel.
Jamel Irief (to his wife) - What you cook tonight?
Jamel's Wife - I ain't cook nothing, you go eat a potato for dinner.
Jamel Irief - I'll show you! I'll show all of you! Jamel doesn't eat no potato for dinner.
Jamel's Wife - *Shakes her head and walks out the door*
Jamel Irief - Where you going? I said where you going? Listen to me when I'm talking to you!
15 minutes later
*Jamel Irief sits alone, eating a potato he put in the microwave*
Jamel logs into basketballforum.com and sees a thread about the blazers.
Jamel Irief *typing* : look at me man, I'm going to vote against you every round! haha, look at how powerful I am
Jamel Irief *typing* : Look you fool, you didn't pick Kareem, you know nothing! This league is stupid. I'm going to vote against you every round! I'm the most powerful man in the world.
*rock flies into Jamel's window*
~A young teeneager yells: Yo, shut up old man! no one wants to hear to jerking off at night~
Jamel Irief (posting again): You guys don't know nothing. NOTHING! I didn't even take this league seriously because only losers draft players for stuff like this. Why should I take this seriously at all? It's beyond me. I'll let you losers try to pretend that this or that player is better. Because I'm a winner man.
*random basketballforum poster* No one cares what you got to say man
Jamel Irief: I'm going to VOTE AGAINST YOU! You hear me! Every round, just for that!
*random basketballforum poster* I ain't in this league
*30 minutes past by*
Jamel eats his potato