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I thought this would be a funny thing to talk about since many NBA players have been in trouble with the law and some in the present :rolleyes: What would be your team of Criminals??

Mine would be a little something like this...

C- Olden Polynice (Assault, impersonating a police officer)
PF- Jayson Williams (former Nets)(murder charge)
SF- Ruben Patterson (wanted to get him in somewhere Sexual Assault)
SG- Allen Iverson (the stuff goin on now)
PG- Jason Kidd (beating his wife)

thats a pretty good starting lineup....on the bench we can have the "weed" lovers.

6th man - Lamar Odom
Clifford Robinson
my mind went blank....who else smokes it...
I'll put Anthony Mason on the bench cuz he has a good mug shot
and Charles Oakley cuz hes a dummy

whats ur team?
 

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Iverson is innocent!

Anyways, move Odom into the Starting line-up. :yes:
 

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Put Anthony Mason in the starting lineup. He was charged for rape and assault when he was playing for the Charlotte Hornets.
 

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Originally posted by untitled
who else smoka tha ganj?

we need a full 12 man roster
Damon Stoudamire and JR Rider:D. Come on, you can't forget those guys.
 

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What about Dennis Rodman, he has to have been arrested for something. I swear he has, I just can't remember what.
 

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Damn! Damn! Damn! I thought of 2 more! They are both Rookies. Qyntel Woods smoked pot. If Lee Benson makes a team we can add him, because he was in prison for a while.:yes:
 

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:upset: :confused: :eek: :upset: :confused: :eek: KIDD!!!!?!?!?!???!?! Kidd Was Not Arrested Or Pressed Charges Against! What About Rider, Stoudamire, Or JASON WILLIAMS!?!?!?!??!?!?! J-Will Is A Thug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He Has Been Arrested Many Times, While Jason Kidd Has A Good Past! Jaosn Williams Was Kicked Out Of Collage! Not The Basketball Team, But The Actual University Of Florida For Doing Drugs!!!!!!!!:laugh: SI Did An Article On Him Last Year When He Was On The Kings And It Said that One Game A Couple Of Chineese Men Were Barely Hackling And J-Thug Turned Around And Said,"Rat, Tat, Tat, Tat," While Holding Up His Fingers Like A Machine Gun He Continued To Say,"Rat, Tat, Tat, Tat! I Will Shoot You Chineese Down Like Pearl Harbor! Rat, Tat, Tat, Tat!" WHAT!?! PEARL HARBOR!?! First Of All We Were Attacked At Pearl Harbor And Second Of All It Was The JAPANEESE NOT THE CHINEESE!!!!!!!:laugh: :sigh: Why Not Woods? He Was Arrested For Doing Drugs! And Patrick Ewing Was Arrested And Was Pressed Charges Against! There Are Probably 50 More NBA Players But These Are All I Will Name For Now! Kidd Is A Nice Person!:upset: :mad: :upset: :mad: :sigh:
 

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Oops, I Forgot To Say My Team

C-Ewing(Arrested)
PF-Jayson Williams(Killed Someone)
SF-Patterson(Rape)
SG-Allen Iverson(Arrested 3 Times Before Now)
PG-Jason Williams(Kicked Out Of Collage:laugh: !)

Back-Ups
Clifford Robinson
The Whole Jail Blazers Team:)laugh: Sheed, Bonzi, Damon, Qyntel, Dale, Etc.)
Spree
 

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Re: Oops, I Forgot To Say My Team

Originally posted by Spartanfan2003
C-Ewing(Arrested)
PF-Jayson Williams(Killed Someone)
SF-Patterson(Rape)
SG-Allen Iverson(Arrested 3 Times Before Now)
PG-Jason Williams(Kicked Out Of Collage:laugh: !)

Back-Ups
Clifford Robinson
The Whole Jail Blazers Team:)laugh: Sheed, Bonzi, Damon, Qyntel, Dale, Etc.)
Spree
Sheed hasnt done anything criminal....neither has bonzi or dale
 

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In defense of my team, I'd like to know what Ewing did to get arrested. He had sex with someone at a club in 1995, uh oh, that is terrible...

And unlike true thugs and dirt bag scum, Sprewell changed his life around and made the most of his second chance. Sprewell got into a fight with his coach, yet players get into fights with players all the time. I'd say PJ Brown should be on this list then.
 

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Originally posted by untitled
who else smoka tha ganj?

we need a full 12 man roster
I would guess Brian Grant. He is a big Bob Marley fan! As am I.:D
 
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