1. Where did you hear that Keith Closs is coming back to the Clippers?
2. Are you lying?
3. I hope that you are lying.
4. Keith Closs got into a big fight with someone in LA, someone caught it on camera, it was Everyone -vs- Keith Closs, he got the crap knocked out of him.
5. Keith Closs is stupid.
6. Keith Closs is ugly.