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I hear that the only reason the 3 way between Miami,Portland and Phoenix hasnt gotten done is cuz Riley wants Bonzi instead of Mighty Mouse.How about we take the Suns OUT of the equation and make it B.G./#10 for Bonzi/Randolph or Bonzi/1st rounder?

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Bye Bye Bonzi??

Why in the world would Portland trade back for Grant? All he is, is a crybaby, not that bonzi isnt. but i think it would be ridiculous to get grant back.
 

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What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.



Sorry
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.


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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.


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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers

What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again

sorry

sorry

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers

What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again

sorry

sorry

sorry
What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

Sorry

Sorry

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.



Ah, thank you
 

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what in the mother ****...
 
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