Here are four trades that would give the Blazers a much-needed facelift:
1) Damon Stoudamire and Bonzi Wells (in a sign-and-trade) to the Grizzlies; Jason Williams, Michael Dickerson, Stromile Swift, and Brevin Knight to the Blazers
Rationale: The team obviously wants to get rid of Stoudamire, and Bonzi is neither a great locker room presence nor a team player. Swift is still a major commodity--but Jerry West doesn't like him, he doesn't think he'll ever be a good NBA player (I agree with him). Both Williams and Dickerson are decent, but West wants to dump them ASAP, and the Trailblazers will agree to take them on if they can unload Stoudamire. Besides, isn't Williams a better PG at this point than is Stoudamire? You know?
2) Shawn Kemp to the Suns; Penny Hardaway, Bo Outlaw, and Randy Brown to the Blazers
The Suns do this deal because it saves them over $30 million, as Penny has four more years to go on his terrible deal. Penny is the new starting point guard in Portland, Bo Outlaw is EXACTLY the kind of veteran role player Portland needs, and the Blazers finally get rid of Kemp.
3) Stromile Swift, Michael Dickerson, and Randy Brown to the Warriors; Erick Dampier and Danny Fortson to the Blazers
Dampier gives the Blazers a legit center, something they haven't had since Sabonis left. The Warriors desperately want to unload any remnants of their godawful recent past, and they'll be more than happy to take on Dickerson's contract (four years left) since it means they're dumping Dampier and Fortson AND getting a guy who went #2 overall just two summers ago! Dickerson can't stay healthy, anyway. Swift, like I said, is going to go down as a bust, and the Blazers would probably be better off giving all the backup PF minutes to Zach Randolph, anyway, right?
4) Scottie Pippen, Dale Davis, and Danny Fortson to the 76ers; Dikembe Mutombo, Matt Geiger, and Mark Bryant to the Blazers
Fortson is terrible, Davis isn't really a center in the Western Conference, and Pippen, well, nice player for the Blazers, but it's time for him to move on. Larry Brown needs bodies, he loves veterans, he wants to get something for Mutombo NOW, while he still can, so he'd do this deal, absolutely. Mutombo gives the Blazers a legit center, one of the top five centers in the league (he's still top five, right?).
Here are the revamped Portland Trailblazers:
PG Penny Hardaway--Jason Williams
SG Derek Anderson--Qyntel Woods
SF Bo Outlaw--Ruben Patterson
PF Rasheed Wallace--Zach Randolph
C Dikembe Mutombo--Erick Dampier
Riding the pine: Jason Jennings, Steve Kerr, Brevin Knight, Matt Geiger, Mark Bryant, Erick Barkley
Outlaw and Mutombo are EXACTLY the sorts of veteran role players this team needs. They can take care of all the little things, they are winners--and Rasheed Wallace can stop worrying about whatever the hell he's been worrying about and finally turn into the perennial MVP candidate that he SHOULD turn into. Penny is not what he used to be, but is he really any worse than Stoudamire? Derek Anderson is handed the starting SG job, he should really respond well to starter's minutes, he should be this team's #2 scorer. That second unit is really interesting, too. The team could even take it easy on Mutombo during the regular season--so he could be ready for the playoffs. And don't forget that Mo Cheeks was one hell of an NBA point guard--he might just turn Jason Williams into a REAL NBA point guard, you never know--the dude is still a kid, and he certainly has a ton of talent, that's for sure.
I sort of envision the first unit getting 32 minutes/game, the second unit getting 16 minutes/game. You could play yr veteran half-court first unit for the first four minutes of each quarter and for the last four minutes of each quarter, and you could play that really athletic fast-breaking second unit for the middle four minutes of each quarter. What a change of pace! Although I suppose you could let Dampier play during two of those four-minute chunks with the first unit, so as to take it easy on Mutombo. Patterson would also get to play during two of those four-minute chunks with the first unit. Rasheed is too damn good to not play at LEAST 36 minutes/game, so we'll let him run with the kiddies a bit, maybe 4 minutes/game with that second unit. And, hell, you may as well give Jason Williams ONE of those four-minute chunks with the first unit. Here's the minute-per-game breakdown, then:
Penny Hardaway: 28 minutes/game
Jason Williams: 20 minutes/game
Derek Anderson: 32 minutes/game
Qyntel Woods: 16 minutes/game
Bo Outlaw: 24 minutes/game
Ruben Patterson: 24 minutes/game
Rasheed Wallace: 36 minutes/game
Zach Randolph: 12 minutes/game
Dikembe Mutombo: 24 minutes/game
Erick Dampier: 24 minutes/game
Comments? Let's hear 'em, peoples!
1) Damon Stoudamire and Bonzi Wells (in a sign-and-trade) to the Grizzlies; Jason Williams, Michael Dickerson, Stromile Swift, and Brevin Knight to the Blazers
Rationale: The team obviously wants to get rid of Stoudamire, and Bonzi is neither a great locker room presence nor a team player. Swift is still a major commodity--but Jerry West doesn't like him, he doesn't think he'll ever be a good NBA player (I agree with him). Both Williams and Dickerson are decent, but West wants to dump them ASAP, and the Trailblazers will agree to take them on if they can unload Stoudamire. Besides, isn't Williams a better PG at this point than is Stoudamire? You know?
2) Shawn Kemp to the Suns; Penny Hardaway, Bo Outlaw, and Randy Brown to the Blazers
The Suns do this deal because it saves them over $30 million, as Penny has four more years to go on his terrible deal. Penny is the new starting point guard in Portland, Bo Outlaw is EXACTLY the kind of veteran role player Portland needs, and the Blazers finally get rid of Kemp.
3) Stromile Swift, Michael Dickerson, and Randy Brown to the Warriors; Erick Dampier and Danny Fortson to the Blazers
Dampier gives the Blazers a legit center, something they haven't had since Sabonis left. The Warriors desperately want to unload any remnants of their godawful recent past, and they'll be more than happy to take on Dickerson's contract (four years left) since it means they're dumping Dampier and Fortson AND getting a guy who went #2 overall just two summers ago! Dickerson can't stay healthy, anyway. Swift, like I said, is going to go down as a bust, and the Blazers would probably be better off giving all the backup PF minutes to Zach Randolph, anyway, right?
4) Scottie Pippen, Dale Davis, and Danny Fortson to the 76ers; Dikembe Mutombo, Matt Geiger, and Mark Bryant to the Blazers
Fortson is terrible, Davis isn't really a center in the Western Conference, and Pippen, well, nice player for the Blazers, but it's time for him to move on. Larry Brown needs bodies, he loves veterans, he wants to get something for Mutombo NOW, while he still can, so he'd do this deal, absolutely. Mutombo gives the Blazers a legit center, one of the top five centers in the league (he's still top five, right?).
Here are the revamped Portland Trailblazers:
PG Penny Hardaway--Jason Williams
SG Derek Anderson--Qyntel Woods
SF Bo Outlaw--Ruben Patterson
PF Rasheed Wallace--Zach Randolph
C Dikembe Mutombo--Erick Dampier
Riding the pine: Jason Jennings, Steve Kerr, Brevin Knight, Matt Geiger, Mark Bryant, Erick Barkley
Outlaw and Mutombo are EXACTLY the sorts of veteran role players this team needs. They can take care of all the little things, they are winners--and Rasheed Wallace can stop worrying about whatever the hell he's been worrying about and finally turn into the perennial MVP candidate that he SHOULD turn into. Penny is not what he used to be, but is he really any worse than Stoudamire? Derek Anderson is handed the starting SG job, he should really respond well to starter's minutes, he should be this team's #2 scorer. That second unit is really interesting, too. The team could even take it easy on Mutombo during the regular season--so he could be ready for the playoffs. And don't forget that Mo Cheeks was one hell of an NBA point guard--he might just turn Jason Williams into a REAL NBA point guard, you never know--the dude is still a kid, and he certainly has a ton of talent, that's for sure.
I sort of envision the first unit getting 32 minutes/game, the second unit getting 16 minutes/game. You could play yr veteran half-court first unit for the first four minutes of each quarter and for the last four minutes of each quarter, and you could play that really athletic fast-breaking second unit for the middle four minutes of each quarter. What a change of pace! Although I suppose you could let Dampier play during two of those four-minute chunks with the first unit, so as to take it easy on Mutombo. Patterson would also get to play during two of those four-minute chunks with the first unit. Rasheed is too damn good to not play at LEAST 36 minutes/game, so we'll let him run with the kiddies a bit, maybe 4 minutes/game with that second unit. And, hell, you may as well give Jason Williams ONE of those four-minute chunks with the first unit. Here's the minute-per-game breakdown, then:
Penny Hardaway: 28 minutes/game
Jason Williams: 20 minutes/game
Derek Anderson: 32 minutes/game
Qyntel Woods: 16 minutes/game
Bo Outlaw: 24 minutes/game
Ruben Patterson: 24 minutes/game
Rasheed Wallace: 36 minutes/game
Zach Randolph: 12 minutes/game
Dikembe Mutombo: 24 minutes/game
Erick Dampier: 24 minutes/game
Comments? Let's hear 'em, peoples!