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I just thought it would be funny if some of yooz would take a swing at this. Don't be afraid to be as cliche as you possibly can.

Here's my plot:

1. INTRO - Rocky beats up Tommy Morrisson, and the camera zooms through the eyes of Rocky Jr. (Sage Stallone).

2. PRESENT DAY - Rocky Junior is all grown up, and though he wants to be a fighter like his old man, he's encouraged by his father to pursue his other interest of sculpting. However, Rocky is concerned that his son might be gay. Rocky is still trying to make ends meet financially with the doctor bills, and is fighting a weight problem. His marriage with Adrian has become rocky (pun intended) since Rocky has been battling depression. As a result of Rocky's brain damage, he's found it difficult to get an erection. Viagra hasn't worked.

3. PAULY'S IN TROUBLE- During an argument with Adrian, Pauly storms into the house and frightenly shrieks, “You gotta help me Rock, they’re after me!”. Pauly apparently got in over his head while making some Ill-advised bets with the Russian Mafia. He owes them 5 million. Rocky yells "What do ya want me to do! I'm broke Pauly!"

4. THE PROPOSAL - The next day at an art festival located at the mansion of "some former athlete", Rocky and Adrian attend with Rocky Jr. to see one of his displays. After a moment, they hear a familiar voice, and turn to find out that it's none other than Rocky's former nemesis Clubber Lang. It is Clubber's house that they are at, and Clubber is now an art collector who is interested in Rocky Jr.'s art. Without using many words, Clubber makes Rocky an offer, and since Rocky needs money to save Pauly, the Balboa's listen. Clubber requests one evening with Adrian alone, and if so, will buy Rocky Jr.’s entire gallery for 5 million dollars (see movies Indecent Proposal and Honeymoon in Vegas. BTW, if the script was original, it wouldn’t be right for a Rocky sequel now would it?). Rocky, makes an angry face and lunges at Clubber, but Rocky jr. and Adrian hold him back. Rocky then proposes a counter offer where the settle the dispute with a boxing match at his old gym. Clubber laughs at this because he’s still big and buff, and Rocky is ridiculously out of shape. Clubber accepts, but makes a crude comment to Adrian how if she was smart she’d leave Rocky and sleep with him for free. Adrian looks back at him unusually. Rocky again lunges at Clubber but is held back by bodyguards.

As the Balboas arrive back to their house, an argument ensues in the drive way. Adrian thinks Rocky is nuts because he doesn’t have the $5 million dollars to put up for the fight in case he loses. Rocky says “You didn’t marry no loser!” to which a teary-eyed Adrian responds “I THOUGHT I didn’t at least” Adrian leaves in a crying fit to Clubber's house in the pouring rain and knocks on his door. Clubber opens the door, looks at Adrian, and smiles.

5. THE CLUB - Since Rocky is depressed that his wife is with another man, for free no less, Rocky Jr. takes him out to a night club to cheer him up and says how they never spend enough time together. After a few minutes in the club, Rocky notices that there's quite a shortage of women, and that the women there are quite ugly and manly looking. Soon they notice this huge beast of a man out on the dance floor with blond hair. Rocky thinks this man looks quite familiar, so he moves in to get a better look. To his horror he sees that the man is none other than Ivan Drago, another former nemesis. Before Rocky can slither from out of his sight, Drago notices him and approaches him. He looks Rocky up and down, looks from left to right at the flamboyant dancers that surrounds them, and smiles. In Lundgren's best Russian accent, he bellows "I always knew".

Over a couple of drinks, Rocky is embarrassed as he tries to convince Drago that he is not gay. Drago is still is not sold, however. Rocky tells Drago his troubles about Adrian and Pauly. It turns out that Drago is now a Russian mobster (he owns the gay club) and is a rival of the organization Pauly is in trouble with. Since Rocky had taught Drago the beauty of democracy, Drago feels he’s forever in his debt. Drago offers to get his henchmen to protect Pauly, offers to put up the 5 million for. Drago also volunteers to help Rocky train.

6. BACK AT CLUBBERS – Clubber shows Adrian around his house, including all his priceless pieces of art. The last one he shows her he dubs his “most prized possession”, a nude sculpture of Adrian. Arians softly replies, “this is your most prized possession?”. Clubber says, “It was until just now, baby”.

7. PAULY GETS KIDNAPPED – While leaving Pauly’s favorite watering hole, a strange black Limousine pulls up next to him, and three big men come out and apprehend Pauly. In the car, the mob boss (played by Vin Diesel) asks where is money is. Pauly said it is coming, but Diesel is impatient. Diesel will give Pauly a choice: 1. They kill him now or 2. They give him 3 weeks, and if he doesn’t have the money by that time they kill Pauly AND Adrian, Rocky, and Rocky Jr.

8. TRAINING BEGINS – Upon hearing from Pauly the new deal, Rocky immediately beings training with Drago. This goes into a montage of workout clips that are bizarrely homoerotic. Somewhere is the process, Rocky gets his first erection in months.

9. THE FIGHT – Rocky faces Clubber at the old gym, as many spectators look on. Clubber looks Rocky in the eye and says, “Let’s he who the sissy is now, chump”. Rocky replies with, “I might be a sissy, but I’m not no chump.” Adrian is in the crowd with Clubber's posse, too guily to look Rocky in the eye.

Of course, Rocky beats Clubber to a pulp. Pauly is then released by the baddies as Clubber's head hits the canvas. Adrian runs into the ring and embraces Rocky crying “Rocky, I knew you could do it. I love you.”. Surprised by the return Rocky’s once flaccid member, Adrian says, “Say…what have you got here? Is this for me Rock?” Rocky looks down at his shorts, and then back at Adrian. “I’m sorry, I’m afraid not”. Drago comes over and embraces Rocky, and they look in each other eyes as the credits roll.

THE END
 

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Originally posted by <b>TomBoerwinkle#1</b>!
This was hysterical. Doubt I could top it.

I haven't responded so far only because its a daunting task. I will post as soon as I come up with a decent story.
Seriously, I know I can count on some of you guys to do a good one. I left some holes in mine, but hey, it's just a plot.
 
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