Kinda OT: Adam Morrison/5 stages of grief

What's enjoyable about mocking a guy who wants to win so badly that he cries?

I suggest you post a series on "Darius Miles' 5 Stages of Apathy," in which he clearly doesn't give a damn in any of the stages.

SodaPopinski said:

DISCLAIMER: The poster neither agrees with nor endorses Morrison-hating. I merely post this link for your viewing enjoyment:

Adam Morrison's Five Stages of Grief

-Pop

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I thought this got posted before? I know realgm had it, and hell, MB sent it to me (gloat gloat.. ).

Seems strange that we can't post it as a picture? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?


(btw, how long before the name Ferris starts popping up? I'm surprised it's taken this long)

Talkhard said:

What's enjoyable about mocking a guy who wants to win so badly that he cries?

I suggest you post a series on "Darius Miles' 5 Stages of Apathy," in which he clearly doesn't give a damn in any of the stages.

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Lighten up, Talkhard. I appreciate Adam's competiveness as much as the next guy. Just thought it was a funny series of photos.

-Pop

SodaPopinski said:

Lighten up, Talkhard. I appreciate Adam's competiveness as much as the next guy. Just thought it was a funny series of photos.

-Pop

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It is kind of funny and I like Morrison a lot. I mean it's the last photo that does it and it's not even him so I don't think it's that bad.

You know UCLA might win this year and they were owned by Adam and company for almost all the game. If not for a lot of no calls when UCLA was mugging them they would have beat UCLA so I wouldn't feel to bad if I was them.

Talkhard said:

What's enjoyable about mocking a guy who wants to win so badly that he cries?

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Well, to be fair, it also mocked Morrison's extreme ugliness.

See, more even-handed than you gave it credit for.

Talkhard said:

I suggest you post a series on "Darius Miles' 5 Stages of Apathy," in which he clearly doesn't give a damn in any of the stages.

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I like Miles, but I think that could be funny.

Of course, I don't think there is a "5 stages of apathy" to use as a basis, but maybe that would make it funnier.

Ed O.

I love the comparison to the ugly crazy guy in Happy Gilmore.

Wow...he does look a bit like Richard Kiel.

Talkhard said:

I suggest you post a series on "Darius Miles' 5 Stages of Apathy," in which he clearly doesn't give a damn in any of the stages.

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For at least one of those stages, he's not even in the photo.

the 7 deadly venoms of apathy!

SheedSoNasty said:

1. Worried

2. Angry

3. Upset

4. Disfunctionally depressed

5. Remembering that his contract is guaranteed

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Awesome!

That Darius thing is f'n rad! hahahaha