In a Sunday evening interview with The Associated Press, Irvin also blamed "a friend" for the drug pipe that was found in his car after he was stopped for speeding and arrested on an outstanding speeding warrant.
According to Irvin, the pipe belonged to a friend of 17 years, who recently had been released from a rehab facility in Houston.
(Memo to said rehab facility -- if one of your patients emerges from the program with a drug pipe in his possession, it's probably safe to say that the formula needs just a little tweaking.)
Irvin said that the unnamed "friend" spent Thanksgiving with Irvin's family, and that Irvin didn't want the pipe inside his house, where his children might find it. Irvin claims that he planned to throw the thing away, but had forgotten about it.
"It's a situation that is not as it seemed," Irvin said. "I know the type of demons they have to fight and I am going to help them, because it's the only way I can keep them from getting to my family. I have to clean up my friends because they are around my boys. It's upsetting."
Um, Mike. If your friends aren't clean, why are you even letting them around your house, your family, or yourself?
Said ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz, per The AP: "We've talked to Michael, who explained the situation to us the way he did to the AP, and we will continue to talk with Michael. But you can expect him to see him on 'Monday Night Countdown' on Monday evening."
Possible translation: "We don't really buy his excuse, and we're going to give him more opportunities to make contradictory and/or implausible statements."
For ESPN, the easy way to deal with the situation is to defer any formal discipline until the charges are resolved (which could take a while) -- and then to simply decline to renew or extend Irvin's contract, which expires after the current season. If Irvin claims that the decision was related to the pending charges, ESPN can explain that, no, the move is the result of Irvin's chronic inability to distinguish between analysis and personal agendas.
Irvin declined to name the "friend" whose pipe has placed the Playmaker in legal and professional jeopardy. However, we found Irvin's specific reference to the 17-year duration of the relationship to be intriguing, to say the least. By identifying the length of the friendship, Irvin likely was intending to send the media a clue as to who the "friend" might be.
After all, 17 years ago Irvin was a rookie with the Cowboys. And one of the other players on the roster was Nate Newton. Newton was busted on two occasions in 2001 for transporting large amounts of marijuana, and he was released from prison in 2004.