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The woman that sits beside me at the VCU games gave me the anesthesia for my colonoscopy. Now she has seen my butt.
Just imagine her conversation with her significant other, " I saw the ass of the face that sits next me at the games, which is better than "I saw the face of the ass that sits next to me at the games".
 

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The woman that sits beside me at the VCU games gave me the anesthesia for my colonoscopy. Now she has seen my butt.
That reminds me of the sexy urologist. This woman was the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. She was just perfect. Perfect face, perfect body. Absolutely gorgeous and I'm like "I want to make her Mrs. Schmack..."

Which made it really awkward when she, as my urologist, told me "You're going to have to stop masturbating."
I asked why and she said "Because I'm trying to examine you."
 

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If he has 2 seats and the woman on the other side of him is his wife, then now they'll have something new to talk about when he gets up to get a drink.
What if she (anesthetist) doesn't know MrsUR is really MrsAA?
She: I've seen this guy's ass. Eeeeewww.
MrsAA: Really?
 
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