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Can I be bounding and astounding, hoop and scoop with fire and desire, wheel and deal, can I dish and swish, slice and dice to the hoop, or perhaps merely drive and mesmerize?
 

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It doesn't start until the fat lady gets in her uniform.
 

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It doesn't start until the fat lady gets in her uniform.
Creativity points for that one.
 

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On a somewhat related topic, has anyone ever seen the clip from SNL where ray ramano was trying to be a sportscenter anchor and he was horrible at making up the catchphrases?

Some of the ones I remember were for a clip of Stockton he says some like that "And John Stockton, he's like 'Hey, I'm a little tea pot and I'm gonna run right up your dress' and he makes the basket"

"You gotta get to White Castle before the freaks show up"
"He's getting sassy-go-jacky like a donkey eating a waffle"
"Time to get out the check book and pay grandma from the rub down"

I thought it was pretty funny.
 

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tomorrow, the nets need to play an up-tempo game by dominating the paint, dominating the boards and pound the ball inside. at the same time, they need to shoot the lights out, and score a lot of points in transistion.
 

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ToddMacCulloch11 said:
On a somewhat related topic, has anyone ever seen the clip from SNL where ray ramano was trying to be a sportscenter anchor and he was horrible at making up the catchphrases?

Some of the ones I remember were for a clip of Stockton he says some like that "And John Stockton, he's like 'Hey, I'm a little tea pot and I'm gonna run right up your dress' and he makes the basket"

"You gotta get to White Castle before the freaks show up"
"He's getting sassy-go-jacky like a donkey eating a waffle"
"Time to get out the check book and pay grandma from the rub down"

I thought it was pretty funny.
As I read that, I could hear Ray's voice and inflections in my head.

:rofl:
 

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speaking of cliches, johnnie cochrane died today, if you didn't hear.
 

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ToddMacCulloch11 said:
On a somewhat related topic, has anyone ever seen the clip from SNL where ray ramano was trying to be a sportscenter anchor and he was horrible at making up the catchphrases?

Some of the ones I remember were for a clip of Stockton he says some like that "And John Stockton, he's like 'Hey, I'm a little tea pot and I'm gonna run right up your dress' and he makes the basket"

"You gotta get to White Castle before the freaks show up"
"He's getting sassy-go-jacky like a donkey eating a waffle"
"Time to get out the check book and pay grandma from the rub down"

I thought it was pretty funny.
You missed the best one. I can't remember it word for word, but it was something to the effect of "He's running faster than a black slave heading north!"
 

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ToddMacCulloch11 said:
On a somewhat related topic, has anyone ever seen the clip from SNL where ray ramano was trying to be a sportscenter anchor and he was horrible at making up the catchphrases?

Some of the ones I remember were for a clip of Stockton he says some like that "And John Stockton, he's like 'Hey, I'm a little tea pot and I'm gonna run right up your dress' and he makes the basket"

"You gotta get to White Castle before the freaks show up"
"He's getting sassy-go-jacky like a donkey eating a waffle"
"Time to get out the check book and pay grandma from the rub down"

I thought it was pretty funny.

That was a great skit, still makes me laugh today.
 

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jmk said:
You missed the best one. I can't remember it word for word, but it was something to the effect of "He's running faster than a black slave heading north!"
haha, I rememebred that one, I just didn't know what the reaction would be if I said it. I've got a video of that skit on my computer, and I watched it a few times today since I posted...its so good.
 
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