Lux Tax Avoider
I found about this on the NY Times Knicks forum, where folks are calling for Crawford to be traded. It's flat-out hilarious.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/players/03/07/first_person0314/Yao leaves the table and sits in a recliner.
EWING: You finished already?
YAO: Yeah, I can eat this every day if I want. At home. Here.
EWING: [Rubbing belly] I gotta go work out tonight. I'm full. You got a treadmill for me?
YAO: Leave your car keys here and run home. I'll give you the keys tomorrow.
MUTOMBO: I'm so full too. Somebody may have to drive me home.
YAO: Keep eating. You can stay here all night.