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R-Star likes to drink. He likes to get drunk. I like switching it up and trying new **** quite a bit, and it would be in your best interest to read what I think about my current drink.

Right now I'm drinking:

Jack Daniels Ice Tea - Picked up a 4 pack on the way home for around $12. Keep in mind liquor is more expensive than gold in Canada so calm down about the price. I didn't get fleeced, **** is just expensive up here. Anyways, I've had a few sips so far and I'm not overly impressed, but I've got 4 to drink so I'll have a better idea of it later and rate it on a scale of undecided value.
 

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Jack Daniels Ice Tea Boooo!

Sub par. This **** doesn't taste all that good at all. I had some other ice tea a few times called Twisted Iced Tea and its way better. This **** has been a struggle to get through. I should have a decent Saturday night buzz on by now, but instead I've been holding off drinking because this **** tasted like the devils penis. I don't recommend it to anyone.
 

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JD iced tea, WTF? Did they just pour JD into iced tea? That sounds like something I wouldn't do, much less bottle package & market. What the hell were they thinking.

Drink more, review more.
 

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How long has R-Star been talking about R-Star in the third person? Does R-Star's wife slap the **** out of R-Star when R-Star does that ****?
She doesn't enjoy it. Luckily for me she is a woman, and as I R-Star am a man, it doesn't really matter what she ****ing thinks.
 

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Went out and picked up a 12 of Twisted Iced Tea after being let down by the JD Iced Tea yesterday.

I'm halfway through can one, and I assume I'll be drinking these for the rest of the day. Around the end of the night I'll give my review. I just picked up a videogame and have an enjoyable afternoon ahead of myself.
 

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What's with all the hard lemonade ****? Why not just cop an actual bottle? A real Long Island or Jack and Coke are gonna be better than a Twisted Ice Tea 10 times out of 10. It's the equivalent of drinking a Smirnoff ice. Can't let you go out like that R Star.
 

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It's nothing like drinking a smirnoff ice. Thats a ****ing cooler. What I drink is just premixed long island. And its ****ing good.

Anyone who thinks R-Star is a girl are welcome to come to Canada for a drunkoff. Here's a hint. You will lose.
 

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Stop gettin drunk of wine coolers and talking in 3rd person, otherwise the reviews aren't bad, so write more.
 

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When R-Star refers to himself in the third person in real life, does R-Star refer to himself as "R-Star?"
 

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Caribou Beer: 3-5

Wanted to try something new so I picked up some beer called Caribou at the local liquor store here in Cold Lake. Taste wise I'd give it a 4 out of 5. Pretty good stuff, goes down smooth and has a distinct but not too strong taste. The reason it gets a 3-5 is because it gave me a ****ing hangover off only 5 or 6 one night, and then the next night a bunch of the higher ups wanted me to come out and have a few with them so I couldn't say no. Probably 8-10 Kokanee and a few shots later I get home around 11:30 just in time to wake up for 4:30 am the next day.
Needless to say I was a worthless bag of **** the next day. I could blame it on many things, but I'm choosing the initial hangover from the Caribou as the main contributing factor.
 

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Oilers vs Canucks rookie game on the internet tonight so I picked up some beer on the way home from work today.

1 and a 6'er of Kohler Lager.

Lech is some good stuff, the liquor store guy in Cold Lake (city I work in) got me on it months back, so I usually pick 1 up whenever I hit the LS after work. Smooth beer that doesn't have an overly strong taste. Good beer to ease you into a night of drinking alone in your room while watching a meaningless rookie game. Porn Player might know something about it. I figure its a Euro beer.

Kohler Lager, never had it before. It stood out to me from its strange hard black plastic 6 pack holder (I don't know what you call them). Probably write a review on this **** tomorrow, unless when I crack it it tasted like ****. By the time I finish off the 6'er I'll be ready to pass out. 4:30 am comes early.
 

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Kohler Lager I don't know. It tasted like nuts? Does that make me gay? Honestly though, I think it was a nutty type of aftertaste to the beer, I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I was sitting there, watching American Dad and thinking "Do I like this? Yea, I'm pretty sure I like this. How about another taste to make sure" I then wake up to my alarm clock, 7 beer cans around me, and my dick in my hand. Maybe I was trying to play with myself, maybe I was just trying to protect it during the night, I'm not sure.

I rate this beer question mark out of 10. I need to go back in for some more before I can be sure about this.
 
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