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Well, with how gay things are on here tonight with some of the threads up, I guess Ill try to save everyone again with a thread of sanity. You're welcome.
Post in here whats been going on. Anything major happen in the last while? Any plans coming in the pipeworks?
Oh yea, anyone posting on here where I find it a little hard to believe, I will edit your posts to my whim, just so you know.


As for me, just had a 2 month paid vacation from work. The field was slow so I got to sit around and collect my salary while getting drunk. First I had my wedding rececption in Red Deer. My mother in law came down for a week and a half and attended. Good times, I had about 50 people there with an open bar and the price was still pretty easy to swallow. I spent the first half of the night challenging people to drink Jager Bombs with me, then my brother thought it would be funny to bring Ridin' Dirty, similar to a Colt 45 but better tasting. Needless to say I got slammed, yelled at my wife and mother in law when I got home about how "Im captain of this ship" and made her give me back all our joint account bank and credit cards. I of course had to say sorry in the morning. Then we drove down to Walla Walla Washinton for my little brother in laws college grad. Good times to my suprise. It was just me and her family but we got along fairly well. Her younger brother loves me but doesnt drink by choice, so I went out with the older brother whos a cop one night. Walla Walla is the gayest town ever by the way. Night life is none existant.
After all that family related garbage me and my wife just took it easy, drank with friends, ect. One night got drunk with a buddy and talked about how I should get a house, all of the sudden his Real Estate mother is calling the next day and one thing led to another. Went house hunting for a few days, when they say you'll know when you find your house, they're right. Huge backyard with a firepit, small pound, deck and a hot tub for me and the boys to enjoy, plus lots of room inside if I have people over. Its an early 80's home, so there are some aspects that will take work, but all in all Im very happy with it. Home inspector comes monday to see if theres anything wrong with it, if its a go we move in on the first.
My wife got so excited she bought a dog, even though it cant stay at our current place. The lady demands on seeing both potential owners to sell, so I have a buddy going with my wife sunday to pick it up and pretend hes me since Im back at work until tuesday. Little German Sheppard puppy. He said he'll keep it at his place until we move into our house.


Looks like quite the rant I just went on. Just bored stuck at work and tired of some of the garbage threads. Post whats up in the world of you.
 

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I had a buddy who got way out of shape and began to run 6 days a week. Its a great way to stay in shape.
 

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So I posted a gif of a cartoon bear dressed as a cop back in the day and wanted to make it my avatar.

Went to google and typed in Bear Cop under google image search. Note to everyone, do note type in Bear Cop on google unless you want to see a lot of internet penis.

I just wanted my old bear cop picture. I was taken advantage of by google.
 

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Told you man. Turns out Bear Cop is code for **** in Mouth in gay code.
 

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Good work on the smileys. Don't you go lumping me together with PornPlayer though.
 

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Going to build a new fire pit in the backyard today. ****ing crazy weather though, its rained already today, snowed already, and its only 11:30 am. Supposed to rain again later, but I'm having people over for a BBQ today and want the fire pit up and running just in case I luck out and its nice. Not to mention I'm bored so this will pass the time for me.
 

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Nice. Weather here is crappy too - very ****ing windy. I hate the wind more than anything. I've been wanting to do a BBQ for a week now, but it's impossible to get everyone together. Someone's always busy. Annoying.
 

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No fire pit. Turns out I need a truck to take the package home, and they took my truck away when they told me to look for a new job.

Had a BBQ though. I am very ****ing hung over. I drank way too much. I now feel like I'm going to die.
 

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Had my first fire in the new pit last night, it is the most beautiful fire pit in the whole world. Also raked the backyard yesterday, its a pretty huge yard so my back is ****ing killing me. Got drunk as ****, had a fire with my dogs then hot tub, my buddy was supposed to show up but still hadn't shown up so I got excited for a sweet night of getting drunk by myself and playing video games. Right when I change into some joggers and move my lazyboy in front of the TV (wives not home, not rules!) I hear the door open and my buddy, his wife, and another buddy decide to ****ing show up. "You don't seem excited to see us." No, I wasn't. But they were there, I had beer, so I decided to keep drinking. Got hammered playing some cards then we went out for another fire. While I'm lighting it I turn around any my buddies in the hot tub in his boxers. Out of nowhere his wife is in there naked. Me and the other guy continue to drink at the fire and get pretty ****ing drunk. My other buddy and his wife are just ****ing bombed, and they're the weird couple who says **** like "Hey, why don't you rail on my wife on that table over there." and she'll be all "Im locking the door with the first guy to get inside!" They seem to find this hilarious, I on the other hand just find it creepy. Especially when she gets in my hot tub naked. But whatever. We all continue to drink then they decide to take off. Fires still going so I stay out there for a couple more beers myself then head in. Pass out on the lazyboy watching tv.

Was a good night. Little hung over and wish I went through with my plan to buy a new video game yesterday so I had something to do right now. Ill just watch tv.
 

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Been baby sitting my 2 year old niece for a couple days. Heres a picture of her and Raffi

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Pretty good time. This is my first time baby sitting a child so young. Had to change a diaper so far, but no poop. Just an intense amount of soaked up pee.
 

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I helped my dad put in a new firepit here like three days ago. The thing was like 500+ pounds, it was a ***** to try and maneuver. It looks pretty sexy though.

Kids are cool, diapers are not.
 

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I helped my dad put in a new firepit here like three days ago. The thing was like 500+ pounds, it was a ***** to try and maneuver. It looks pretty sexy though.

Kids are cool, diapers are not.
Was the fire pit 1 big piece? I put in a nice one a few months ago. It was 4 tiers of bricks though.
Nice to be able to have a fire and hot tub at night in the summer.
 
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