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Shem--The intentional actions of a team to lose games in large numbers. This may be done by trading assets for bad players, signing them in FA, or otherwise setting a sub-optimal DC that hurts a team's chances to win. Usually used in conjunction with tanking: i.e. That was some serious shem-tanking going on.

Magic Show--A long, drawn-out argument comparing players with selective use of stats that is used to prove that Player X is better than Player Y even though it could easily be argued the opposite.

Rape (Cornholed)--a player trade that is grossly one sided. The terms rape trade or cornholed are interchangeable.

DYNAMIC--The non-specific definition that a team or player is either very good or has the potential to be very good. This term is subject to interpretation.

RIP/PIR--The expression that a team is probably screwed (or at least is part of a friendly rivalry with @King Joseus). The Hawks are a frequent recipient of this term.

Fiction--someone who may or may not exist. There are true fictions (KevinLove) and assumed fictions (Omer).

Hawwwwwwwwwwwks--an expression by @BlakeJesus that means his team has pleased him.

Ladyboy--ask @Smath for clarification

The EG experiment--A strategy employed by the Phoenix Suns to get one player a huge scoring average. Currently on display in KVBL now by @Goulet. This method is often used to "inflate" stats in preparation for a cornholing.

"It's Game Day, Bitches!" -- an expression by @MemphisX signifying that the current day will have games. This is also the unofficial start of KVBL's league year.

Treadmill--an expression used to mean a team has no plan and is content to finish in the middle of the pack every year. This is contrasted with shem.

"Reboot!"--an expression (mostly used by @omer51) every time JSB crashes asking to restart the KVBL universe.

"He played" -- an expression from @King Joseus that a request for game stats for a particular player will not be honored at that time.

Bum -- a player that is not good or is not worth his contract.

EuroStashing -- taking a large quantity of European Prospects that do not come over with the current draft class in order to maximize the value of draft picks while the players are away.

Free (insert player here) -- Expression that says a player is being misused by the current team and would be better off playing for another team, provided the first team's owner doesn't mind getting cornholed.

Bedfucker -- @Kidd can explain this one. Summer of Serta can also be used in a pinch.
 

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Bedfucker is another term.

"Free ____ (enter player name here)"
 

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This deserves a sticky.
 

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One of the better thread additions in recent memory. Well done sir, well done.
 

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:stern:
 

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@EpicFailGuy

The EG experiment--A strategy employed by the Phoenix Suns to get one player a huge scoring average. Currently on display in KVBL now by @Goulet . This method is often used to "inflate" stats in preparation for a cornholing.

cmon now. kenneth started that today.

the eg experiment is forced usage experiment but only kenneth would accuse me if this.
 

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POTY- First and probably last award Herpes will ever win.
 

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you need to add "legit" "beast" "scum bag" and some more! :laugh:
 

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Don't forget the Worst term of all time: ~_~
 

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~_~
 
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