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Re: the official connfessional thread

I have called a teacher "Mum" on more then one occasion
i called a customer mom today. ****ing weird



i dont like to kiss and tell but my first confession is i was drunk and was blown by a fat chick.
 

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Re: the official connfessional thread

i called a customer mom today. ****ing weird



i dont like to kiss and tell but my first confession is i was drunk and was blown by a fat chick.
As the saying goes "fat chicks give the best head" you are forgiven. You will have to redeem yourself with many, many fit women though. Nothing wrong with a slump buster at all, now that you are off the schnide time to get back with the elite. Run along now before your slump buster turns it a hog hollar.
 

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As the saying goes "fat chicks give the best head" you are forgiven. You will have to redeem yourself with many, many fit women though. Nothing wrong with a slump buster at all, now that you are off the schnide time to get back with the elite. Run along now before your slump buster turns it a hog hollar.
fat chicks give the best head? maybe thats why liek chose that girl of his...
 

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Hey that joke I made about my friend's sister earlier in the thread... after the way she was talking to me yesterday, that's actually looking like a possibility.





As for my sin, I think people getting seriously hurt is funny.
 

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Hey that joke I made about my friend's sister earlier in the thread... after the way she was talking to me yesterday, that's actually looking like a possibility..
So you never blew her backdoor wide open? I can't believe you lied you son of a *****.

I once got caught ****ing an ugly woman by the police, and the only thing that bothered me was that she was ****in' atrocious and the police were gonna judge me.
 

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So you never blew her backdoor wide open? I can't believe you lied you son of a *****.

I once got caught ****ing an ugly woman by the police, and the only thing that bothered me was that she was ****in' atrocious and the police were gonna judge me.
ouch :lol:


Police: *Cackling to themselves*
Porn: ***** is ***** lad what have you pea heads done for yourself lately?
Police: *quickly walk away*


I imagine thats what the convo was like. correct?
 

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ouch :lol:


Police: *Cackling to themselves*
Porn: ***** is ***** lad what have you pea heads done for yourself lately?
Police: *quickly walk away*


I imagine thats what the convo was like. correct?
It went more like

Police: *cackling to themselves*
Porn: *while finger banging the life out of the monster* "Oh ****, ***** cover your face. Stop laughing I'm drunk **** you all"
Monster: "Duhhhh ok Porn"
Police: *Cackle some more* "This is a public area, can we ask you to move along"
Porn: "It's not what it looks like, I tripped. She is raping me, help"
*Police Walk Away*
Porn is depressed but horny... He walks monster home, and I swear to God she did the entire journey in just her thong (this **** was over fences and stuff, yeah real classy whore, well done me) ..
Porn: "**** it, I may aswell"
Monster: "Duhhh ok"
smash smash smash smash smash repeated for an elongated time...
Porn: "Bye" *Porn scampers away down the road thinking he is a rotten *****
 

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It went more like

Police: *cackling to themselves*
Porn: *while finger banging the life out of the monster* "Oh ****, ***** cover your face. Stop laughing I'm drunk **** you all"
Monster: "Duhhhh ok Porn"
Police: *Cackle some more* "This is a public area, can we ask you to move along"
Porn: "It's not what it looks like, I tripped. She is raping me, help"
*Police Walk Away*
Porn is depressed but horny... He walks monster home, and I swear to God she did the entire journey in just her thong (this **** was over fences and stuff, yeah real classy whore, well done me) ..
Porn: "**** it, I may aswell"
Monster: "Duhhh ok"
smash smash smash smash smash repeated for an elongated time...
Porn: "Bye" *Porn scampers away down the road thinking he is a rotten *****
:lol:
 

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So you never blew her backdoor wide open? I can't believe you lied you son of a *****.
There's hope. Thing is, she's having a going away party Sunday (leaving for the air force; trust me shes hot), so its then or never. Time for Jacoby to quit messing around and get to work. I WILL rail her.
 
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