The Scene: Mitch the Knick Propogandist Has An Important Meeting in Isiah's Office.
Mitch: Hey Isiah, How's the best Executive in sports doing today?
Isiah: Just wonderful Mitch, I've got the roster of my dreams already. But I need your help Mitch, as a loyal knick fan. We need another superstar in here. Start a rumor about a superstar coming to the knicks.
Mitch: How about Lebron James? I will write that he is willing to sign with the Knicks for the MLE... Just like when Kobe came to the knicks last summer
Isiah: That sounds fabulous Mitch, but I've already promised my MLE to Big Dog Robinson. Write that Lebron is signing with the Knicks for the minimum... and that Shaq is gonna follow him here for the league minimum.
Mitch: Can do, your highness
Isiah: [strike]Thats right kiss my feet you retarded lookin cracker.[/strike] And be sure to mention that I wouldn't trade Mike Sweetney for Amare Stoudamire. We need to increase that fat hog's trade value.
Mitch: Yes, your excellency, and by the way sir, that was one heck of a move you made picking up Mo taylor...Sheer Brilliance Sir!
Isiah: Get to work Mitch!!!!!!! (points to Mitch to get out the door)
Tune in next week for Episode II....when Mitch invites good friend Marc Berman of the NY Post to dinner..and an unexpexcted guest comes by to cook up some more knick propaganda!!!