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Valde would have been an outstanding soccer player

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in light of the World Cup, Valde with his flopping skills would have been outstanding in soccer. He is better than any soccer player I have ever seen on any level.

when he fouled out of game 7, you would have thought he lost a family member. His influence on the entire Sacramento team has brought flopping to a new level.

I have heard recently that Flopping is under consideration as an Olympic event and Valde is being considered to head up the Olympic Committee.

Crying & Whinning is also being considered, this is due to the outstanding popularity that was given in games 6 and 7 of the NBA Western conference championships.

A hankerchief will burn throughout the Olympic events to symbolize the crying that took place during the Western Conference championships.

I know that there are some people that will not take this in this. In the spirit in which it was written and to them -- get a sense of humor!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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